but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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