She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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