some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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go home
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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