i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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