That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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