I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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