So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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