so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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