Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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