Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
