explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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