gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
only if we run a train.
done.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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