We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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