Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
4 words: hood of his car
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Pants are for mortals
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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