I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
