you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
soo... how was my night?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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