you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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