I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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