I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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