how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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