I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
You smell like stripper and shame
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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