she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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