Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
operation have a gay friend backfired
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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