Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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