She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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