Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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