Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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