do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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