so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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