This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
