1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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