Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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