you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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