Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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