But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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