I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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