I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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