yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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