Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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