okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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