That's intense
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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