told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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