bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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