dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
