he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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