Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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