Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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