He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
