Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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