3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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