Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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