im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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