Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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